Bill’s up to his old tricks once again. While the last 130 plus days of the lockout were tortuous for NFL fans, Belichick took that time to retreat to his lair and now that the lockout has been lifted he has emerged to unleash all of his diabolical schemes on unsuspecting teams around the league.
The first shock of the day was announced early Thursday morning when a report surfaced that New England had acquired Albert Haynesworth from the Washington Redskins for a 2013 fifth-round pick. Once considered as one of the premier interior pass-rushing lineman in the NFL, Haynesworth cashed in on that reputation with the Redskins signing a seven-year, $100 million contract in 2009.
Needless to say, that relationship did not quite go according to plan. The highly publicized, ongoing feud between head coach Mike Shanahan and Haynesworth apparently was too tumultuous to reconcile. So the Patriots organization took advantage of the situation and swooped in to rescue the disgruntled player. The Patriots hope that they can help Haynesworth pick up the pieces of a crumbling career and begin to put them back together in New England in an effort to repair his image and restore his status as a prominent player.
This deal is a win-win situation for the Patriots. It’s a perfect example of an incredibly low risk, minimal investment that could potentially yield huge dividends. But even if it doesn’t, the Patriots have not lost anything but a late-round draft pick, which, by the way, they happen to have more of those than Tiger has scorned mistresses. It’s certainly a risky move involving a player with a checkered past but, in the end, I think the possible reward made this deal a no-brainer and a homerun for the Pats.
While most fans were still digesting Albert’s acquisition over the breakfast and lunch hours, Belichick was preparing the main course for dinner: Chad Ochocinco. Reminiscent of the 2007 trade that brought Randy Moss to New England, this trade seemed to develop out of nowhere. The details of the trade have not yet been announced, but regardless of what the terms are, Patriot fans have to be excited about the move.
One of the most talented and entertaining athletes, his theatrics sometimes overshadow his tremendous receiving abilities. He has been pretty open before with his displeasure with the Bengals organization and the direction they’re heading (i.e., Randy Moss with the Oakland Raiders), but as highly competitive individual, it would be hard to totally blame him for that. The off-the-field antics that were tolerated in the circus in Cincinnati will not be acceptable under this regime, but I don’t foresee that being an issue as Chad will gladly exchange those for a legitimate opportunity to win a championship.
While both of these players have a certain amount of risk and baggage accompanying them on their way to Foxboro, their level of talent is undeniable. I’m sure that every scenario and detail was discussed ad nauseam by the coaching staff prior to acquiring them, but in the end, the visions of Haynesworth and Wilfork bearing down on opposing quarterbacks and Tom Brady and Chad Ochocinco celebrating in the end zone were too good to pass up.
So if you’re still harboring any ill will toward the NFL due to the lockout, Bob Kraft and his boys are doing their absolute best for their fans to atone for it. It’s a pretty good start so far and if the first few days are any indication of what is in store then it will only be a matter of time before all is not only forgotten in Foxboro but also forgiven.